{"id":3843,"date":"2015-10-26T16:03:53","date_gmt":"2015-10-26T16:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaphone.geeb.us\/?p=3843"},"modified":"2015-10-26T16:03:53","modified_gmt":"2015-10-26T16:03:53","slug":"new-on-the-blinking-line-journal-an-unemployed-50-year-old-pennsylvania-native-living-in-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/?p=3843","title":{"rendered":"New On The Blinking Line Journal: An unemployed 50-year-old Pennsylvania native living in Spring&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/41.media.tumblr.com\/480ebff60a2bcd0fb3cd0659412e84f7\/tumblr_nhwx354HFq1qznoj2o1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nAn unemployed 50-year-old Pennsylvania native living in Spring Hill, Balmer, Florida, entered a Kmart wearing a black T-shirt that asked in large white letters: \u201cWho needs drugs?\u201d Beneath that, the shirt said in smaller white lettering:<a style=\"color: inherit; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: #cccccc; font-family: 'Slab Serif', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 26.25px; background-color: #ffffff;\" href=\"http:\/\/tbo.com\/pasco-county\/pasco-man-wearing-i-have-drugs-t-shirt-arrested-on-drug-charge-20150106\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0\u201cNo, seriously, I have drugs.\u201d<\/a><br \/>\nAccording to a Pasco County Sheriff\u2019s Office report, Balmer was waiting in a checkout line at the store when a deputy entered.<br \/>\nWhen Balmer saw the deputy, he attempted to hand a plastic bag containing marijuana and methamphetamines to the person standing behind him, a sheriff\u2019s report said.<br \/>\nWhen the person declined to receive the bag, Balmer walked to another cash register and placed it on the ground, the sheriff\u2019s office said.<br \/>\nOriginal Post here: http:\/\/blinkingline.org\/post\/131816936414<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An unemployed 50-year-old Pennsylvania native living in Spring Hill, Balmer, Florida, entered a Kmart wearing a black T-shirt that asked in large white letters: \u201cWho needs drugs?\u201d Beneath that, the shirt said in smaller white lettering:\u00a0\u201cNo, seriously, I have drugs.\u201d According to a Pasco County Sheriff\u2019s Office report, Balmer was waiting in a checkout line [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-blinkinglinejournal","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}