{"id":618,"date":"2015-01-05T13:30:30","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T13:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaphone.geeb.us\/?p=618"},"modified":"2015-01-05T13:30:30","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T13:30:30","slug":"hope-i-die-on-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/?p=618","title":{"rendered":"Hope I Die on Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Tcb6REtkhug\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Tcb6REtkhug<\/a><br \/>\nI think it was Mr. Hoke, my 11th grade English teacher, who gave me the advice that I shouldn&#8217;t die on a Friday; you&#8217;re too late to make the Friday edition of the paper, and no one will notice you&#8217;re gone once Monday rolls around.<br \/>\nAs an example, note that today&#8217;s big story is the death of Stuart Scott, but if you dig back through your feeds, you&#8217;ll see that we also lost a country music legend in the form of Little Jimmy Dickens. While &#8220;Bird Of Paradise&#8221; is probably his best known song, I was always partial to &#8220;Old Cold Tater&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it was Mr. Hoke, my 11th grade English teacher, who gave me the advice that I shouldn&#8217;t die on a Friday; you&#8217;re too late to make the Friday edition of the paper, and no one will notice you&#8217;re gone once Monday rolls around. As an example, note that today&#8217;s big story is the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ghost.geeb.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}