Greetings from The River of Boiling Water where the weather can’t make up its fucking mind and a local brewery is having their annual release party of a beer named after the King of Fairies.

On the Internets:

I really don’t want to sound like a broken record with all the stuff going on about encryption as of late, but it’s a really big deal. Remember in 2014 when all those celebrity nudes got leaked from iCloud accounts? Turns out that was done by hackers using a tool that was designed for government agencies. Also, the LGBTQ community shows why encryption is important, even if you think it’s not. I’m really trying to drive this point home, because you might be someone who believes that intelligence is inherent, and you might be overestimating yourself. Speaking of smart people, these three dudes can’t play their local pub quiz anymore because they kept winning. (YOU’RE WELCOME BALLS DOWN.) There was also a guy who thought God would save him, but the lions said “Nope.” T-Mobile won’t count porn towards your data if you subscribe to Binge On.
Locally:
My local trivia game of choice has gone away, making me very sad. I’m not saying it had anything to do with the way my team pulled out its (final) win, but it IS interesting.  Most of my weekend was spent working on getting my stupid moped to run (SPOILER: IT’S STILL NOT RUNNING WELL ENOUGH TO RIDE IT.) And another local brewery had their Bourbon Barrel Aged releases.

I’ve Been Reading:

An amazing essay by Kevin Powell.
An interview with Alan Moore on the art of Magic.
An article on the effects on libraries and librarians in a post-Snowden world.
Absolutely gut wrenchingly beautiful issues 6 and 7 of [amazon text=Bitch Planet&asin=1632153661]. (I MAY NEED A TISSUE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.)
In the Earhole:
Nothing says “work on mopeds” like punk rock, apparently.

1		Black Flag	44
2		Ramones	43
3		Buzzcocks	41
4		Social Distortion	32
5		Bad Brains	27
6		MxPx	27
7		Sham 69	27
8		Rancid	26
9		Sex Pistols	26
10		Two Door Cinema Club	25

Eye Pollution:

The latest installment of [amazon text=The Night Manager&asin=0345385764] has prompted me to think I need to wait for the next two episodes to come out before I watch it again because I WANT TO WATCH MORE OF IT. Also, it contained a John le Carre cameo!
I ALSO HAZ VIDEOS FOR YOU TO WATCH!
Here’s a pilot for an unaired show called “A Drink With Shane MacGowan”. Pretty much does what it says on the tin, features Chris Penn, Traci Lords, and Johnny Depp.

If that’s not enough, here’s this amazing short staring DEVO:

And a Miss Juggalette Pageant:

 

Boring, Boring Arsenal:

After losing to Barcelona 1-3 to go out of the Champions League, Arsenal saw a potential return to form on Saturday, winning 2-0 at Everton. The first goal coming through Ozil and Alexis to Welbeck and the second goal from Alexi Iwobi on his first Premier League start.

Greetings from a damp and gloomy River of Boiling Water where I can’t even keep up with self-made deadlines. Sorry for the lack of post last week, but I promise this one will be just as adequate as ever.

On the Internets:

 

President Obama has announced that he will nominate Dr. Carla Hayden as the next Librarian of Congress, which is awesome because she pretty much revolutionized the Baltimore public library system, is a huge opponent of the DMCA, actively fights against surveillance, and supports open access to the internet. Speaking of fighting against surveillance, none other than John Oliver has spoken up in support of Apple denying the FBI’s request to open up it’s software for surveillance. The cofounder of AOL has passed away at the age of 76. A man who gave his name as “Jonny Frackoff” in Farnborough, England has dressed up as a speed camera to protest government surveillance.
Meanwhile some clown was smoking meth in a Waffle House, and Santigold has a new video that YOU can star in.
Locally:
It’s been a lot of busy doing nothing around here lately, though I have spent a lot of time trying to get one of my mopeds running, as well as seeing Deadpool for the second time (still just as good and could watch again), and becoming slightly addicted to Baseball Highlights 2045.

I’ve Been Reading:

Secret Wars, Doctor Strange Chapter 1, Walking Dead, Saga

In the Earhole:

1		Beat Happening	40
2		Sugar	40
3		Swiz	36
4		Shirlette Ammons	33
5		Sonic Youth	32
6		Ghostface Killah	30
7		13th Floor Elevators	29
8		Kendrick Lamar	29
9		Samiam	28
10		Dinosaur Jr.	25
11		Silkworm	25
12		Yo La Tengo	25
13		The Clientele	24
14		Ugly Casanova	24
15		1.6 Band	23
16		Elf Power	23
17		Bedhead	22
18		Komeda	21

Eye Pollution:

In addition to the aforementioned Deadpool, I also recently watched [amazon text=Belle&asin=B00N1Q5NA2], which was quite good. I’ve also been enjoying The Night Manager which I think will be coming to AMC sometime soon. Quite good, and based on the [amazon text=John Le Carre&asin=0345385764] novel of the same name.

Boring, Boring Arsenal:

It’s been a very rough week to be an Arsenal fan, after a loss to Swansea, a draw to Sp*rs, and the exit from the FA Cup at the hands of Watford yesterday. I am not looking forward to the Barcelona match Wednesday, and I feel the weekend trip to Everton will be a tough one as well. Fourth place is still a trophy, right?
 

Greetings from a snow dusted River of Boiling Water (NO NOT THAT ONE) where things seem to be going just ok.

On the Internets:

The internet thinks Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Uganda tried to block out social media in an attempt to control elections, but Ugandans got around it. Fat penguins are not as good at waddling as thinner penguins. A city in Canada wants to track criminals in their town with technology that doesn’t exist. A unicorn got a time-out for being naughty. Eric Holder wishes he was Kareem Abdul-Jabar. A woman in Romania knitted a coat out of her own hair.
Why do we encourage girls to be scared? A man gets hacked because he asked for it. The guy who created the worst Atari game in history claims it was Spielberg’s fault.

Locally:

It’s been a busy week with work, but I did get a chance to work some more on my moped, but it’s still not running the way I want it. It was warm enough yesterday that I could roast coffee, which is great, because I had some really not good stuff from a local roaster and needed a palate cleanser.

I’ve Been Reading:

Finally finished [amazon text=The Sandman&asin=1401225756]. It was just as good as everyone ever said it was. Thanks for pretty much every friend of mine ever for recommending it.
This piece by Laura Munoz
Also the 100 jokes that shaped modern comedy. I am still not funny.

In the Earhole:

Rank	Avatar	Artist name	Scrobbles
1		Portastatic	51
2		Small Faces	42
3		Sugar	39
4		Sonic Youth	31
5		Beat Happening	30
6		Ghostface Killah	29
7		The Clientele	23
8		Ween	20
9		Cappadonna	17
10		The Unicorns	17

Eye Pollution:

Speaking of things that aren’t funny, [amazon text=Ernest Goes to Camp&asin=B004DOTKDM] does not hold up. I’ve been watching [amazon text=Borgen&asin=B00BELOF14], and have also become completely fascinated by Insert Name Here. Quite possibly one of the funniest British panel shows out right now. And yes, I’m including [amazon text=QI&asin=B003XEF6IQ] in that list.
I also watched Trapped, which aside from not knowing how to pronounce any fucking character’s name was not too bad. There was also [amazon text=30 Degrees in February] which I just couldn’t get into.

Boring, Boring Arsenal:

After an absolutely maddening performance against Barcelona ended with the visitors wining 2-0, Arsenal somehow couldn’t get their shit enough to beat a Manchester United team that was missing FIFTEEN first team players, losing 3-2. Title chances aren’t gone, but coming back is going to take SCORING GOALS and it wouldn’t hurt if Leicester lost a few.

Greetings from the River of Boiling Water where I had planned on leading with this story about a mentally ill guy here stabbing someone because voices told him that she had “cut off the head of god”, but then, we have one nice day of weather and it causes some Uber driver to go nuts and start killing people.  The town is reeling, and details are still being revealed.  Is the time to get out now?

On the Internets:

Apple decided not to buckle to government pressure to create a backdoor into iOS, and a judge in California ruled that the Electronic Frontier Foundation can conduct a discovery against the NSA. This is a HUGE fucking deal, because it’s the first time in HISTORY that someone will be able to get details about the warrantless surveillance conducted by the NSA. Your parmesan cheese may be full of wood pulp. Hijab Barbie is blowing up Instagram, while venture capitalists may be less likely to fund women’s startups because they have stay-at-home wives and male biology students consistently underrate their female peers and hey, hoverboard porn is a thing now. Cars still provide higher profits, but in 2015, Volkswagen sold more sausages than automobiles.

Locally:

Not a lot going on really, other than I finally got a chance to take the moped out yesterday and did some much needed maintenance, such as replacing it’s tires, which given that they were the original tires, meant that they were as old as I was. I also flushed a bunch of junk out of the tank, but it’s still got some problems, just need to get a moped guru to take a look at it, because it’s beyond me at this point.

I’ve Been Reading:

Didn’t have a lot of chance to get anything read this week, but hoping that changes soon. My comics list is piling up quick, and I’d really like to finally knock out the Sandman.

In the Earhole:

1		OK Go	38
2		Guided by Voices	16
3		Mission of Burma	16
4		LCD Soundsystem	13
5		Half Japanese	11
6		Ugly Casanova	11
7		Yo-Yo Ma	11
8		Beat Happening	10
9		Weezer	10
10		Television Personalities	9

Eye Pollution:

Rewatched [amazon text=The Prestige&asin=B0094M2FS0] this week, and it was just as good as I remembered it. [amazon text=The Bridge&asin=B00GTKYHU4] Season 3 was a gut wrencher.
My friend Scott sent along a link to this video:
https://youtu.be/2ClMGtB7yhc
ALSO motherfucking DEADPOOL. Probably the truest comic-to-film adaptations I’ve ever seen.
Boring, Boring Arsenal:
A heavily rotated (BUT STILL TALENTED ENOUGH TO BEAT HULL) drew against Steve Bruce’s Hull City in a scoreless affair. Normally I’m not one to blame the referees, but Mike Dean should be ashamed of himself for missing not 1 but TWO clear penalty calls.